Each week here at the Australian Writers’ Centre, we dissect and discuss, contort and retort, ask and gasp at the English language and all its rules, regulations and ridiculousness. It’s a celebration of language, masquerading as a passive-aggressive whinge about words and weirdness. This week, name your poison…
Q: Hi AWC, what’s the difference between “venomous” and “poisonous”?
A: Good question. They’re both bad.
Q: Yeah clearly. I’m thinking in particular about things like snakes and spiders – I’m sure sometimes they’re called venomous and other times poisonous. Is there a distinction?
A: The two words are often used interchangeably, but scientifically there is a big difference.
Q: Which is?
A: How the toxins reach you.
Q: Oh, big hats, like to say “yee ha!” a lot and eat ribs?
A: No, you’re thinking of Texans.
Q: Ah yes, oops.
A: Toxins are “organic poisons” and the difference between “venomous” and “poisonous” is simply how they’re delivered.
Q: Like a toxin taxi service? A “toxi” if you will?
A: We will not.
Q: Ahem, okay, sorry. Carry on.
A: Let’s begin with “venomous”. In zoology circles, “venom” is a toxic fluid that is delivered from naturally evolved glands via things like fangs or a stinger into your bloodstream. So to be “venomous”, the animal actively injects you with venom by biting or stinging.
Q: So that’s most snakes, spiders, bees?
A: Yep. Others include box jellyfish, stingrays (RIP Steve Irwin), catfish, some lizards, platypus, vampire bats and even a particular type of shrew.
Q: I thought shrews were tame?
A: Only in Shakespeare plays.
Q: Ohhh, that reminds me. What Shakespeare play is about a little pig?
A: Umm, Hamlet?
Q: No, none of them are! Hahaha. Shakespeare wrote NO plays about pigs! I can’t believe you thought Hamlet was about a pig!
A: Can we continue?
Q: Yes, of course. So, what’s the go with “poisonous” then?
A: Think of it as the passive-aggressive sibling of the bitey, stabby “venomous”. If something is “poisonous” it doesn’t need to create a wound and inject you with anything. Instead, it just sneakily releases its toxins if you’re silly enough to touch or swallow it.
A: A cane toad isn’t poisonous unless you eat or lick it. Poison ivy just needs to come into contact with your skin and it will result in a rash. And of course certain chemicals are poisonous if swallowed.
Q: Brussels sprouts too.
A: They’re not poisonous. You just don’t like them. That’s not the same thing.
Q: Okay fine.
A: But yeah, quite a few birds are poisonous if eaten, along with many other frogs, insects and plants.
Q: So, if a snake bites you, it’s not technically a “poisonous snake”?
A: That’s right. It’s a “venomous snake” and you’ll be wanting some anti-venom. Of course, it’s unlikely anyone will ever stop to debate this with you if you told them you’d been bitten by a poisonous snake.
Q: True. What about a boa constrictor then?
A: Well, it doesn’t bite, but can crush you, so let’s just call that one a “deadly snake” shall we? There are also a few truly poisonous snakes that you cannot eat.
Q: Got it.
A: And then of course there’s the double-whammy blue-ringed octopus. It’s both venomous via its beak AND poisonous if you eat it.
Q: I wonder if those blue rings are related to the zoology circles you were talking about earlier?
Q: Never mind. So, here’s a question. What if I took a vial of venom and swallowed it. What would happen?
A: Wow, that’s a very good question. Because venom typically needs to enter the bloodstream to take effect (hence the piercing of skin via a bite or sting), then providing you had no cuts, your stomach acids would probably deal with it and you’d be okay. We wouldn’t recommend trying it though.
Q: Fair enough. So, to recap, anything that bites or stings you is “venomous” and the rest of the stuff is “poisonous” – including things you swallow or touch.
A: Yes. But remember, this is in the natural world. If you’re talking more about a “poisonous personality” or “venomous intentions”, well all bets are off and you can choose whichever you want!
Q: Good to know. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my toxi is waiting…
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